This is a story about basketball

I bought a basketball a while back and I’ve been playing at my condo, mostly against very poor competition. It’s like playing in the C division of McGill bball intramurals except much shorter and more Chinese. For the longest time the basketball courts at school have been under construction, but last week the school finished their work and opened 6 brand new outdoor courts. I almost wet myself when I saw them. They are perfect, and I’m happy to say the competition is now up to mid-level B. The problem is my Chinese is really weak. I’m like ‘what’s the score’ and they’re like ‘chee shi.’ I just nod in agreement.