Fake Rolex Owner

Singapore is endearingly known as Asia Lite because it is clean and orderly and relatively well off. As a traveler in the region, Singapore is little taste of home, but starting in Singapore I’m experiencing Asia backwards. This weekend was my first trip to real Asia. I hopped on a local Singapore bus, crossed the boarder to Malaysia and entered a new world. Traffic was crazy, it was dirty, and everyone wanted to drive me somewhere or get me young girls. I jumped on a bus and headed to Kuala Lumpur. Easily the best part of the trip was the markets. Negotiations class in full effect. I had my BATNAs ready and tried to anchor the price to what I wanted. I bought a fake belt, fake shirts, and a fake Rolex. Good times. Down one alley in Chinatown I found a meat market, and not like La Tulipe, I mean a real meat market. I can now check the “walk down a street which chickens running around” off my list of things to do before I die. Sorry Catalina, I know how much you wanted to be the one who introduced me to chicken streets.